Category: Joke Board
17> Skip work; call in possessed.
16> Send a singing pentagram to make your ex-wife's special day
complete.
15> Sacrifice twice as many goats as you did on March 3, 2003.
14> Nothing. Here in Australia, we won't celebrate the birth
of the anti-Christ until September 9, 2009, mate.
13> Drink a tankard or two of fresh blood while planning your
wife's presidential campaign.
12> Finally cook up the last of your Y2K rice and eat until
you pass out.
11> Bring a thermos of split pea soup to work and keep a mouthful
ready to surprise anybody who wanders into your cubicle.
10> Induce labor so your kid can have a really cool birth date
(expectant Goth parents only).
9> Impregnate Britney Spea--- oh, wait.
Impregnate Anna Nicol-- crap.
Um, impregnate Carrot Top?
8> Pay special attention to your boss's head, as his glowing
birthmark should be visible through his toupee.
7> Sneak into a maternity ward with a Magic Marker and number
some little beasts.
6> Be grateful that Lucifer himself also uses the Julian calendar
adjusted by Pope Gregory XIII in the 16th century.
5> "You put your left horn in, you put your left horn out, you
put your left horn in, and you shake it all about...."
4> Give a priest a wedgie.
3> Have a lunch of deviled eggs, deviled ham, devil's food cake
and Devil Dogs -- while listening to Celine Dion songs played
backwards.
2> Greenlight a sitcom called "Corey! Corey!" starring that wacky
comedy duo, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman.
and the Number 1 Thing to Do on 6/6/06...
1> Finally reveal to Barbara how "your son" really got to be
president.
lol!
That's funny.